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A Brief History of Planets, Space and Shit

by media puzzle

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1.
Victory in Outer Space 00:57
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Suck it! Oh I am a winner, I am a winner, All of you can suck on my wiener I am a winner, I am a winner, All of you can suck on my wiener I am a winner, I am a winner, All of you can suck on my wiener All of you can suck on my wiener I am a winner so suck on my wiener 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9!
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Blastin' 01:09
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Waiting, Why'd I lock in? Counting down the minutes till I'm blastin' I'm blastin' I'm blastin' Off to mars! Sinking down your throat It's got a way to go 'Cause I'm Blastin' Oh I'm blastin' B L A S blastin' b-b-b-b-b-b blastin' Off to mars! Yeah
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Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes 01:46
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What window are we going through today? The circle? The arch? Can you teach me how to eat and Save money, time, launder money, something funny, Please? Come on kids! Life is really fun! You get up and work, and sleep, and work while the Rich get richer Money, time, money, something funny All they ever taught me was Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes Got my eyes glued to the tele with their Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes I get by with my passed-down knowledge of Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes All they ever taught me was Head, shoulders, knees and toes Heads So kids, what window are we gonna go through today? The circle? The square? The arch? But now I watch the footy Drink beers, smoke darts, drive cars, drive fast Just kidding. I'm still on my P's But maybe one day we can all grow up And be like Gina Rinehart She's got the money Makes the money Fuck it... I'd fuck you over too, yeah! All they ever taught me was Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes Got my eyes glued to the tele with their Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes I get by with my passed-down knowledge of Head, shoulders, knees and toes Head, shoulders, knees and toes All they ever taught me was Head, shoulders, knees and toes Heads
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Bugs! 01:45
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My skin was peeling off last week I know I shouldn't pick it! First time, last time Skin's loose Rip it all off! I think my veins need rearranging and I'm gonna rip 'em all out! I'm gonna rip 'em all out! Schools Out! Rip 'em all out! I know there's bugs inside my eyes, my ears, my skin, my mouth I can't get 'em out Inside going out! Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under my skin bitch! Under my skin, under your skin, under Under my skin, under your skin, under Under my skin, under your skin, under Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under your skin, under Bugs, Bugs, Bugs, Bugs! Under my skin, under my skin bitch!
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Stupid Face 01:30
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Heavily hammered in My thoughts are paper-thin Rip and tear Suck a pair Read a magazine Update your life With a brand new software Automatic transmission to your stupid face Stupid face To your stupid face Your stupid face Face You're gonna need it Instantaneous Open your eyes, let the sun in Have you opened yet? Drunk on death and shit The lungs collapse a bit Riga Mortis, fossil tortoise Your face is still stupid Stupid face Your stupid face Stupid face Face
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Ew! 00:58
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Brussels sprouts and a nice blue cheese I can't do it! Turning, spurning in my stomach I can't hold it! Ew! Gonna spew! Eugh Gonna spew! Eugh Gonna spew! Eugh Gonna spew! Ew!
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Simple As That! 01:36
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I don't pay my bills, I do, I don't, I do, I don't want to How's that? Simple as that! Climbing up the chimney shoot, It's a long way to the top to rock Aw, beat that! Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How is that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? It's quite simple that! I wanna go fishing I wanna go swimming I wanna do everything except working How's that? Simple as that! Take me to a place where I can't see that land I can't see the sand I can't fucking stand it man! Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How is that!) Simple as that! How's that? (How's that!) Simple as that! How's that? It's quite simple that!
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Slip, Slop, Slap! 01:23
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Slip, slop, slap! Wipe it down your back Get the sun rays right down in your crack Everybody's listening Water still glistening SPF 50's got a spot for replenishing Don't take a chance with the cans You won't get burnt in Japan Got melanoma Put me in a coma Can't see it coming 'cause I got glaucoma Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Wipe it down your back (all down your back!) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Get it in your crack! (In, in your crack!) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Simple as that! (It's simple as that) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Get fucked, I'm back! I don't want a spray tan I'm one with the sand I feel like a merman Like I've won twenty grand! I don't your spray tan 'Cause it feels like a scam! I'm swinging like a jazz band And it's getting out of hand! Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Wipe it down your back (all down your back!) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Get it in your crack! (In, in your crack!) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Simple as that! (It's simple as that) Slip! (slip) Slop! (slop) Slap! (slap, slap it on) Get fucked, I'm back!
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Mumble (free) 00:13
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Happy feet Happy feet Penguins suck on their own feet! Happy feet Happy feet Foot fetish! Happy feet Happy feet Penguins suck on their own feet! Happy feet Happy feet Foot fetish! Oi!

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released December 22, 2023

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Tom Peter

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Media Puzzle (May 7, 1997 – June 22, 2006), foaled in the United States was an Irish horse best known for his win in the 2002 Melbourne Cup.

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